Honey Making Monsters
I've been told that one of our branch libraries is currently under attack by a swarm of man eating bees.
Apparently they are hiding in a hedge and then leaping out on customers as they leave the building. Whether this is an attempted mugging or they are just doing it for sh!ts and giggles hasn't been explained.
I'm off now with a big pointy stick to go and sort them out so if you don't see any posts on here for the next couple of days you'll know that I've made a huge tactical error.
Or it could be that my broadband connection has crashed which is why I'm typing this in my lunch break at work...
Apparently they are hiding in a hedge and then leaping out on customers as they leave the building. Whether this is an attempted mugging or they are just doing it for sh!ts and giggles hasn't been explained.
I'm off now with a big pointy stick to go and sort them out so if you don't see any posts on here for the next couple of days you'll know that I've made a huge tactical error.
Or it could be that my broadband connection has crashed which is why I'm typing this in my lunch break at work...
11 Comments:
Careful now.
You know you and the natural world don't mix.
watch out for the ear worms while you're there ... the bees could just be the lavae and they're out to attack and settle in your ear so they can then become permanent ear worm residents.
have fun.
:)
AM
Thanks guys- Way to make me paranoid!
It was bad enough when I thought they were just bees...
and he returns! you survived. did you check your ears for any bees? just think of the horror if you brought one home with you ... waiting 'til you least expect it to leap out and attack!
- wham! -
hehehe.
What?.....
BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
when broadband go down remember 56k dial up backup....yes i know its slow but hey you get online
this info was supplied by "the net nurd"
BEEEEWARE THE SWARM !!!!!!!!!!!
anyone seen Neath recently? i think he must have been eaten alive by the bees he brought home.
*shakes head*
Poor Neath.
i think the bees have attacked his internet connection. Will these bees ever be stopped??
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I vote we send Korova out to deal with these bees. But first tell me when and where so I can make some popcorn and enjoy the show!
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