Sex, Lies & Audiotape

A friend of mine sent me an interesting link. You know those audiotapes, or cds you can get that have the sound of whalesong, tranquil beaches or even sunsets (Really. We had one at work. What does a sunset sound like anyway?) that you are supposed to play, settle back and relax to? It seems the latest sound to chill out to is... The Library. Click on the link if you don't believe me.

There. Can you hear it? Are you feeling relaxed? That's because it sounds NOTHING LIKE A LIBRARY! I should know, I work in one but I'd love to work at wherever this was supposedly recorded. Where's the beep of the computers? The constant ringing of the telephone? The tearing sound as the printer chews up the paper for the third time that day? Where are the sounds of people complaining that the web filters on the computers seem to be preventing them from downloading porn? And where's the smell that emanates from the slightly enclosed and completely airless computer suite (Yes you could definately hear that hum).

I've a good mind to complain.
Except I'm actually feeling far too relaxed...