Store Wars
Finally!
I had an email the other day from Redrawn with the following link.
Yes, that's right they are actually going to release the original Star Wars trilogy on dvd. The original theatrical release unmolested by Lucas' filthy, meddling hands. At long last a whole new generation can get to see what a magnificent bastard Han Solo actually was as he gets to shoot Greedo first rather than take the slightly puzzling chance that the alien idiot will miss at point blank range. Luke Skywalker will no longer need to be puzzled by the strange ghost that appears at the end of 'Jedi' when he was expecting to see his father and the irritating voice of that Binks abomination will no longer haunt the final scenes.
It's about time.
If there is anyone out there who feels they cannot wait for the dvd release hopefully the following will keep you entertained in the meantime. Click here to see the magnificently odd Store Wars, featuring Ham Solo and Chewbroccoli.
I had an email the other day from Redrawn with the following link.
Yes, that's right they are actually going to release the original Star Wars trilogy on dvd. The original theatrical release unmolested by Lucas' filthy, meddling hands. At long last a whole new generation can get to see what a magnificent bastard Han Solo actually was as he gets to shoot Greedo first rather than take the slightly puzzling chance that the alien idiot will miss at point blank range. Luke Skywalker will no longer need to be puzzled by the strange ghost that appears at the end of 'Jedi' when he was expecting to see his father and the irritating voice of that Binks abomination will no longer haunt the final scenes.
It's about time.
If there is anyone out there who feels they cannot wait for the dvd release hopefully the following will keep you entertained in the meantime. Click here to see the magnificently odd Store Wars, featuring Ham Solo and Chewbroccoli.
posted by The Neath at 9:25 am
3 Comments:
Interestingly, Store Wars is actually much better than any of the last three star wars films....mind you, that's not hard!
I fear that I've never seen the original Star Wars.
This should be interesting. And I agree with korova, the last three were real time wasters.
You're both absolutely right. The recent Star Wars films were just embarrasing.
Sure, the special effects were nowhere near as advanced on the original films, but they had so much more character.
As you say Korova, 'Store Wars' is much more enjoyable! It's certainly got better dialogue.
Aliemalie, you should give the originals a go if you get the chance. Don't judge them on those ghastly recent efforts. I know I'm biased because I grew up with those films but they are so much better, I promise!
I normally live in denial whenever anyone mentions the new films. 'Prequels? What Prequels?'
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