Monday, October 09, 2006

Balance Problems

I decided to amuse myself at lunchtime by taking this 'Elemental Balance Test' I found on Sarah's LJ page. All well and good, but what do I end up with? Gust. Really. Gust. I don't know if I'm supposed to be insulted.

Gust
~ 59% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 51% Earth ~ 55% Fire ~
I want to live where the sky is big

Simple and free...

Let’s see... your personality reminds me of the...

...cool Sapphire, the non-red corundum, or its little brother, the Blue Topaz. Your colours are azure, indigo, and a bright yellow or gold.

Interpretation:

Out of the seven chakras, the Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, seems to be predominant in you. Though this means you are probably the smartest one among your friends, it may result in feeling stressed or nervous or becoming too much of a perfectionist.

You can balance it by wearing a Rose Quartz; its soothing attributes help unwind, enable you to "love thyself", and accept limitations.

A Tarot references concerning your predominant element:

If you are a young lass or lad and still unmarried your card is the Page of Swords. Young women, especially married ones, identify with the Queen of Swords, also known as the Queen of Spades. If you are a young, unmarried man, you are the Knight of Swords, and married or “mature” males are identified with the King of Sword, commonly known as the King of Spades. Ladies and gentlemen, here is your intelligent man you’ve been looking for.

These are the results you will get if you score highly on...

None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony


Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki



Well, it's true that being the smartest one amongst my friends does leave me feeling stressed and nervous.

You never know when you will get caught out for faking it for a start.

As for the "love thyself" thing, I think we'll just gloss over that thankyouverymuch.

Gust! Pah!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

King of Sword. Fnnarr.
That explains the ever-expanding progeny

10:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got Thunder, which makes me windier than thou!
Apparently I should wear a Jasper, but I don't think it'd like it. I could get stung. And I can't tie little knots with my chunky fingers.

10:15 am  
Blogger Sarah said...

Azure, indigo, gold and rampant intellectualism? Sounds good to me. Embrace your inner gust!

I still think having lightning at one's disposal is cooler though. :)

10:09 pm  
Blogger The Neath said...

Xulub- Maybe you could keep it in a jar?
But then it would look like you were wearing a big medallion. At least the lid would be easier for chunky fingers.
And can I just say: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it."
: D

Sarah- Right now people all over the world are logging on to my blog in order to behold my Gust.

Poor bastards.
: (

10:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, usually they log on to see all your Guff, so it's not much of a stretch.

9:39 am  
Blogger The Neath said...

Behold my Guff ®

9:19 pm  

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