Oh Dear.
I'm having 'one of those days' today. The gearbox has gone on my car- for some reason my third gear is sulking and not talking to the rest of the car. I've got no staff to cover the branches I'm responsible for- Everybody seems to have gone on holiday at the same time. Probably together.
And...
... The outlaws are coming down for a week.
*sob*
And...
... The outlaws are coming down for a week.
*sob*
posted by The Neath at 1:51 pm
7 Comments:
poor Neath.
i say, get a horrible case of food poisoning when the outlaws come in - and then take to your bed.
hehe.
:)
AM
A week!!? Shit, I thought it was only for the weekend. I hope you've got your undies safely locked away this time.
I could cover a branch ot two over the weekend. Go on, it'll be great for customer relations.
Rube:'Have you got any Dan Brown?'
Xulub:'See that bonfire? Now Fuck Off, unless you want to join them'
Aliemalie- That would be extra funny, because they both used to be chef's!
:)
I could blame it on something I reheated in the microwave...
...except the microwave blew up last Saturday. Doh! Just keep me away from anything electrical.
Xulub- Oh yes, a week it is. Sadly nowhere is safe for my undies (I want to say they can run but they can't hide but it sounds... wrong somehow).
And you're welcome to work at a branch anytime.
:)
Korova- Ah, yes. Aren't you in charge of this sort of thing? I probably should have mentioned it sooner. Shit.
;P
thoughts ...microwave blew up due to doggy undies left in unit after trying to dry off, car gone pear shape as it hates its seats sat on without driver in undies(see above) , nasty image the neath bum say no more!! and family down as they need to use microwave to dry off their undies ..yuk !!and all branches not covered as staff can not go to work in wet undies so trying to dry undies in microwave ...see above , ahh karma the great circle of life.
thoughts now finished
I'll have you know I have a damn fine butt.
please no butt jokes now
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